He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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