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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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