you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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