Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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