i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
