Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
