you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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