fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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