Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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