We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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