4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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