so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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