If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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