break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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