i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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