were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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