I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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