i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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