You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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