I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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