There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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