32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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