I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
tell me about the fingering
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