i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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