Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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