we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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