it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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