I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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