Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
that may or may not have been my penis.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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