yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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