plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize