thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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