But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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