Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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