This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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