Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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