And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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