If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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