belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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