My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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