Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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