on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
