so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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