can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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