I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
