my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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