You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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