Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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