He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You can't special order awesome
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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