between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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