Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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